It is really hot here again and I went outside and crouched down to do, well, you know, and my bum hit the ground and got burned.

I went and sat in my big water bowl to cool it down and it felt a bit better.

Thanks for changing the water Dad, but can’t you make it cooler outside?

My mum told me that she didn’t have brothers or sisters like me (I have hundreds) and then she told me the other day she has a brother and and a sister she had never met!

How dumb is that?

My mum is really old so maybe she forgot?

Oh, and Fibber doesn’t love me anymore. I am too much woman for his sick legs. He found some tart on his walks who is really submissive.

Bye, bye Fibber.

I am looking for a real man!

Recently we had this giant thing turn up to training, so me and my boyfriend Fibber had a talk about it. It went like this:

Jesse: What do you think it is?

Fibber: I’m not sure, but don’t go near it.
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Boy had it been hot! Too hot too post on my blog even!

Lots of things happened:

- I turned 2 and got some presents – check out my photos

- It rained yesterday and I forgot what rain was so I was running around trying to catch the drops. Dad said I was nuts but he tells lies.

- My boyfriend Fibber was back at training and he still loves me

My fans keep asking me what I like, so here they are:

• My boyfriend, Fibber
• Mum and Dad
• ChickenLiver treats
• Pink things; I am a girl!
• Mum’s undies
• Chasing birds and little fluffies
• The Dog Whisperer. I love it when those dumb dogs get into trouble.
• Playing outside with ball and my other outside toys
• BBQ’s. I always get some of the people food.

I helped Dad in the garden today. He was busy planting so I decided to help and took one of the plants away to plant for him. It was hard to get it out of the container but I did it and then forgot about planting and played with the container.

A little later Dad found my little surprise and was not happy! I tried to help him plant it where he wanted but he wouldn’t let me.

Sorry Dad.

We had training this morning and my boyfriend Fibber was there and an old boyfriend called Bosco turned up. He hadn’t been there for a long time and he wanted to hook up again, but Fibber barked and growled at him and told him to leave me alone.

I love it when guys fight over me.

Mum took me to training again last Sunday and it was really boring because hardly anyone turned up.

I had a bit of fun with a Labrador. He was being a bit crazy and I nipped him on the bum to tell him this was not acceptable behavior. He didn’t calm down so I kept doing it and Mum tried to stop me but the trainer man said I was doing a good job as he agreed the Labrador was being naughty. After a lot of nips he got the idea that I was in charge and he better behave. I am a German Shepherd after all.

My friend Newbie also turned up and we had a lot of fun chasing each other around. He knows now that I am not his mum and I told him he was too young to be my boyfriend, and Fibber would eat him if he tried.

I hope Fibber is there next time. I miss him.

A lot of you have wondered how I fit everything into my busy life; it is easy, you must have a schedule. This is my daily schedule:

Mum lets me out of my bedroom (they all it laundry) and takes me outside. Note to Dad: I get really annoyed when you do it as I don’t like change so stick to the script! Mum then takes me for a walk.

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My boyfriend Fibber has come back to training! He had sick legs and had to go to the dog hospital and was away for a lonnnnnnng time.

And guess what? He still loves me. He could only come to training for a little while because his legs are still a bit sick but we got together and he told the other German Shepherd boys that he is back and they had better leave me alone.

I love you Fibber. Sorry Rebel, but he is my main man.