My Mum!

My mum told me that she didn’t have brothers or sisters like me (I have hundreds) and then she told me the other day she has a brother and and a sister she had never met!

How dumb is that?

My mum is really old so maybe she forgot?

Oh, and Fibber doesn’t love me anymore. I am too much woman for his sick legs. He found some tart on his walks who is really submissive.

Bye, bye Fibber.

I am looking for a real man!