A lot of you have wondered how I fit everything into my busy life; it is easy, you must have a schedule. This is my daily schedule:
Mum lets me out of my bedroom (they all it laundry) and takes me outside. Note to Dad: I get really annoyed when you do it as I don’t like change so stick to the script! Mum then takes me for a walk.
When we get back Mum has breakfast with me outside and then we come in and she gets ready for work. I try to annoy my people sister Kimmy in this time. That is LOTS of fun and she gets sucked in every time.
After Mum goes to work I go to sleep in the chair in the lounge room. When Dad gets up I go into another room because he is very noisy on his ‘puter. I have more sleep.
I come back into the lounge after a while, get back in the chair and have more sleep.
In the afternoon I wake up and tell Dad to take me outside and we play ball there for a while. I have a sleep when we come back in.
After a while it is time to pick up Mum from the bus. Sometimes Dad sneaks out without me instead of taking me in the car!
We go outside and play ball when Mum comes home and then we come in and have tea (although sometimes we stay outside and have bar-bar-too which I love because I get to share the meat).
If we have tea inside, we come out again for a little play before it is time to go in for a rest. I usually sleep on the floor for a while until they decide it is time for me to go to bed. I really need bed because I am REALLY tired by then.
Sometimes my people brother Danny gets up late or comes home at funny times during the day and this annoys me. Why doesn’t he have a schedule?
Note to everyone: I get REALLY annoyed when you don’t keep to the schedule like when Mum has holidays because she makes me help with work around the house and I get REALLY tired. I am just 21 months old you know.