I loved the Limpics so much when they were on TV that I think we should have one for german shepherd dogs – it wouldn’t be fair to other breeds to let them in as they would just cry all the time when we beat them.
The events:
Running fast
Swimming fast in a big bath
Chasing birds (my favorite)
Eating fluffies – warning, they can get caught in your throat
Most beautiful dog (I reckon I will win and my sister Sascha will come second)
Scaring people who don’t like us. You know, the dummies who call us alsations.
Any more ideas?