I loved the Limpics so much when they were on TV that I think we should have one for german shepherd dogs – it wouldn’t be fair to other breeds to let them in as they would just cry all the time when we beat them.

The events:

Running fast

Swimming fast in a big bath

Chasing birds (my favorite)

Eating fluffies – warning, they can get caught in your throat

Most beautiful dog (I reckon I will win and my sister Sascha will come second)

Scaring people who don’t like us. You know, the dummies who call us alsations.

Any more ideas?

We had training yesterday and my boyfriend Rebel wasn’t there but this new kid came up to me and kissed me!

He is too shy to tell me his name so I call him Newbie. I won’t tell Rebel because he gets jealous and the new kid is only 8 months old.

I just had a terrible thought. Maybe he thinks I am his mum!