What a surprise tonight. My sister Sascha was there. She is almost as beautiful as me.

I kissed her and then played with her all night, even when she didn’t want to.

I now weigh 10kg.

Today I started puppy pre-school which was fun because there were lots of people and dogs, but most of the dogs were little fluffy things and I didn’t know what to do with them – I was the only German Shepherd. Dad said to be careful because the fluffies could get stuck in my throat. 

I now weigh 8.7kgs, whatever that means.