A Horse at Training!

Posted by: Jesse Post date: April 1st, 2009

Recently we had this giant thing turn up to training, so me and my boyfriend Fibber had a talk about it. It went like this:

Jesse: What do you think it is?

Fibber: I’m not sure, but don’t go near it.

Jesse: Maybe we should send one of the little fluffies over to check it out. They are crazy enough!

Fibber: No, they just go crazy all the time and the thing would eat it.

Jesse: How about we wait until moves and we both go over and sniff around.

Fibber: You are smart as well as beautiful.

So we waited and when this thing moved we ran over to sniff the ground and it smelled like dog, but we still weren’t sure, so I asked Mum what it was and she said it was from a place called Irish.

Fibber said he had never heard of it and was sure it was nowhere near Germany where we come from, so we decided it was a horse.

Horses are big!

Lots of Stuff

Posted by: Jesse Post date: March 3rd, 2009

Boy had it been hot! Too hot too post on my blog even!

Lots of things happened:

- I turned 2 and got some presents - check out my photos

- It rained yesterday and I forgot what rain was so I was running around trying to catch the drops. Dad said I was nuts but he tells lies.

- My boyfriend Fibber was back at training and he still loves me

Stuff I Like

Posted by: Jesse Post date: December 19th, 2008

My fans keep asking me what I like, so here they are:

• My boyfriend, Fibber
• Mum and Dad
• ChickenLiver treats
• Pink things; I am a girl!
• Mum’s undies
• Chasing birds and little fluffies
• The Dog Whisperer. I love it when those dumb dogs get into trouble.
• Playing outside with ball and my other outside toys
• BBQ’s. I always get some of the people food.

I Helped with Gardening

Posted by: Jesse Post date: November 10th, 2008

I helped Dad in the garden today. He was busy planting so I decided to help and took one of the plants away to plant for him. It was hard to get it out of the container but I did it and then forgot about planting and played with the container.

A little later Dad found my little surprise and was not happy! I tried to help him plant it where he wanted but he wouldn’t let me.

Sorry Dad.

They Fought Over Me!

Posted by: Jesse Post date: November 9th, 2008

We had training this morning and my boyfriend Fibber was there and an old boyfriend called Bosco turned up. He hadn’t been there for a long time and he wanted to hook up again, but Fibber barked and growled at him and told him to leave me alone.

I love it when guys fight over me.

More Training

Posted by: Jesse Post date: November 5th, 2008

Mum took me to training again last Sunday and it was really boring because hardly anyone turned up.

I had a bit of fun with a Labrador. He was being a bit crazy and I nipped him on the bum to tell him this was not acceptable behavior. He didn’t calm down so I kept doing it and Mum tried to stop me but the trainer man said I was doing a good job as he agreed the Labrador was being naughty. After a lot of nips he got the idea that I was in charge and he better behave. I am a German Shepherd after all.

My friend Newbie also turned up and we had a lot of fun chasing each other around. He knows now that I am not his mum and I told him he was too young to be my boyfriend, and Fibber would eat him if he tried.

I hope Fibber is there next time. I miss him.

My Schedule

Posted by: Jesse Post date: October 28th, 2008

A lot of you have wondered how I fit everything into my busy life; it is easy, you must have a schedule. This is my daily schedule:

Mum lets me out of my bedroom (they all it laundry) and takes me outside. Note to Dad: I get really annoyed when you do it as I don’t like change so stick to the script! Mum then takes me for a walk.

When we get back Mum has breakfast with me outside and then we come in and she gets ready for work. I try to annoy my people sister Kimmy in this time. That is LOTS of fun and she gets sucked in every time.

After Mum goes to work I go to sleep in the chair in the lounge room. When Dad gets up I go into another room because he is very noisy on his ‘puter. I have more sleep.

I come back into the lounge after a while, get back in the chair and have more sleep.

In the afternoon I wake up and tell Dad to take me outside and we play ball there for a while. I have a sleep when we come back in.

After a while it is time to pick up Mum from the bus. Sometimes Dad sneaks out without me instead of taking me in the car!

We go outside and play ball when Mum comes home and then we come in and have tea (although sometimes we stay outside and have bar-bar-too which I love because I get to share the meat).

If we have tea inside, we come out again for a little play before it is time to go in for a rest. I usually sleep on the floor for a while until they decide it is time for me to go to bed. I really need bed because I am REALLY tired by then.

Sometimes my people brother Danny gets up late or comes home at funny times during the day and this annoys me. Why doesn’t he have a schedule?

Note to everyone: I get REALLY annoyed when you don’t keep to the schedule like when Mum has holidays because she makes me help with work around the house and I get REALLY tired. I am just 21 months old you know.

My Boyfriend’s Back!

Posted by: Jesse Post date: October 22nd, 2008

My boyfriend Fibber has come back to training! He had sick legs and had to go to the dog hospital and was away for a lonnnnnnng time.

And guess what? He still loves me. He could only come to training for a little while because his legs are still a bit sick but we got together and he told the other German Shepherd boys that he is back and they had better leave me alone.

I love you Fibber. Sorry Rebel, but he is my main man.

A New Friend

Posted by: Jesse Post date: October 17th, 2008

I have a new friend called Mishka. She is a German Shepherd, of course, and lives in a street where I go for a walk.

Mishka is not quite 3 months old and was a bit scared at first but we became friends and I started to tell her how to control her people; you have to let them think they are in control but get what you want anyway!

She is going to watch out for me on my walks and come and learn new stuff when she can. It is like having my own little puppy.

What Are Grandkids?

Posted by: Jesse Post date: October 8th, 2008

Next door to us is a place that has little people visit and Dad says they are called grandkids.

I don’t like them because they make a lot of noise (waking me up from my beauty sleeps) and they sometimes tease me by calling my name but then don’t want to play. I get into trouble when I bark at them so I am devising a new plan.

I am going to lay down by the front fence and not make a noise, and when they come closer I will scare them!

I wonder what grandkids taste like?